A party game where the judge has opinions.
Everyone answers the same prompt on their phone. Then one of twenty very opinionated judges ranks every answer and says exactly what they think.
Four hundred years early, and cheerful about it.Four hundred years early, and cheerful about it. The exclamation mark tires me.
How a round works
- Everyone gets the same promptA category appears on every phone. You all write an answer at once, against the clock.
- Read them all togetherThe answers go up on every screen, with names. Read them out loud.
- The judge ranks and roastsWorst first. Every answer gets a verdict, and the judge doesn’t hold back.
Meet the judges
Twenty of them. The host picks one before the game. None of them are fair.
See what each one likes- The Quiet Listener
- The Professor
- The Wedding DJ
- The Cat
- The Grandmother
- The Pirate Captain
- The Toddler
- The Conspiracy Uncle
- The Fashion Critic
- The Ghost
- The Robot
- The Poet
- The Gym Coach
- The Villain
- The Queen
- The Cowboy
- The Tired Parent
- The Food Critic
- The Alien Tourist
- The Dog
Questions
Is it free?
Yes. No accounts, no ads, nothing to buy.
Do we need to download an app?
No. It runs in the browser on any phone or computer. One person creates a room; everyone else joins with the four-letter code or the link.
How many people can play?
3 to 8, each on their own phone.
How long does a game take?
About 15 minutes: eight rounds, with 90 seconds to write each answer.
Can we play when we’re not in the same room?
Yes. Everyone sees everything on their own screen, so share the link and get on a call.
Who is the judge?
An AI (Claude, by Anthropic) playing one of twenty characters, each with its own taste and its own idea of how long an answer should be. The host picks one, or lets it be a surprise.
How do you win?
Each round the judge ranks every answer; the best scores most. Most points after eight rounds wins, and the best verdict of the night gets its own moment at the end.
What happens to our answers?
They’re sent to the AI without your names. Finished games are kept anonymously for 90 days to improve the judges. The privacy page has the details.